You’re here because you want to know more about me. All you need to know is that I’m here to entertain you…with my acerbic wit and my accurate observations. I’ll say what you’re thinking. Or what you should’ve thought. I hate bad grammar, but moreso the people who use it. Sentences should never end in prepositions. I like good food. I like to laugh and cry. I love tv that’s so bad it’s good (you know the ones I mean). I hate facebragging and the need to share every aspect of your life with the world. I like books. A lot. I enjoy a good cupcake. I still follow the rules (most of the time) but unless you’re a good friend, you won’t ever know about when I don’t. I hate beer. I can keep a secret better than anyone you know. Try me. I used to think I didn’t have opinions on anything. Turns out I was wrong. Sometimes I’m snarky, sometimes I’m not. Deciphering which I am being is up to you. Good luck. I’m passive aggressive. I hate making my bed. I hate folding laundry even more. I love an ice cold fountain coke. And sweet tea. Some of my favorite places in the world are Prague, Carmel, Paris, and Savannah, more for the memories there than anything else. Ok, that’s a lie. Also for the food. I have a lot of gray hair (that gets colored regularly) but get carded to buy lottery tickets.