- Dorito Casserole is delicious. Thanks, Jacqueline, for a delicious dinner.
- “Bradley Cooper is the hottest mofo in all the land.” This is a fact, CB. A fact.
- A shoe closet is, apparently, as cool as a beer closet. I’ll take the shoe closet, please. And, yes, it does need a table smack dab in the middle of it.
- The drum of your ice cream maker needs to be frozen if you want to make ice cream.
- There is some dude whose sole purpose in life is to babysit the Stanley Cup. Is he married? Must. Find. Out.
- For various reasons, we’d all like a nanny like Patsy to take care of our kids someday.